The only movie I’ve ever hated was Labyrinth. I unironically enjoy Hallmark Christmas Movies.

Favorite films

  • Moonlight
  • Babyteeth
  • Ponyo
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

Recent activity

  • Catch Me If You Can


  • Old


  • Batman: Death in the Family

  • Crush


Recent reviews

  • Catch Me If You Can

    Catch Me If You Can


    Dad I got arrested for drinking and driving. Dad I'm in debt. Dad we got married. Dad meet your granddaughter. Dad can I borrow your truck. Dad what are you doing this weekend. Dad wanna go fishing. Dad meet your grandson.

  • Old



    I’m feeling pretty young what about you?

Popular reviews

  • In the Heights

    In the Heights


    You have no clue how much I wanted to like this movie. I got to see it before it’s official release (subtle flex), it’s my first movie back in theaters, the trailer looked like a bright feel good movie. The perfect storm for a perfect movie. And yet... and yet. There were parts that made me laugh, and parts that made me almost cry, but over all it didn’t really do anything for me. I spent a large part of…

  • Crashing



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I hope that when Sam and Fred have sex they also spit vodka into each other’s mouths because that made me feel crazy