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  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2

    ★★

    imagine if you pulled one person from each of the main twitter buroughs—people who are popular for applying current joke formats & formulas to the newest cultural events but (sorry) aren’t genuinely funny—and pulled all their 1 line quips together into one incohesive script with absolutely no collaboration. this isn’t funny, it’s desperate to make people with all different tastes laugh. it’s embarassing. there’s no concept & the script ruins any chance of deadpool being able to establish meaningful character development because…

  • I Married a Witch

    I Married a Witch

    ★★★★

    I Birthed A Witch is the better take #staywoke

    I think this movie is incredible & that it’s heavily regarded as a THREE STAR MOVIE concerns me.

    A real delight, the cinematography is gorgeous. Veronica Lake is, it didn’t even register to me how annoying her character is because she’s so beautiful & innately humorous. Which brings me to MOST OF ALL, the humor. this is fucking funny! honestly. It’s so bizarrely aware, in some ways more modern comedicly than any of…

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  • Black Mirror: Arkangel

    Black Mirror: Arkangel

    ★★½

    [timothee in lady bird voice] the government didn't have to put tracking devices on us, we bought them and put them on our children.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★½

    kylo's spotify year wrapped

    top artists:
    bright eyes
    car seat headrest
    blink-182
    brand new
    drake

    top songs:
    creep by radiohead
    i hate everything about you by three days grace
    not what i needed by car seat headrest
    scars by papa roach
    the sound of silence by simon & garfunkel

    top genre:
    sad boy 

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    this is maybe the best star wars *finale*, unearned by the first 2 acts.