Aaron's rule is that the Dinosaurs can't talk, and they get the "Aaron Mitchell Seal of Approval" if the dinosaurs are what he defines as scientifically accurate.
I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. THIS CHILD IS A TYRANT.
(The most special tyrant.)
I forced him to create a Letterboxd Account to rank these- he refused to use the star rating and instead used the "Aaron Mitchell 1 to 5 Pteradon Screech ranking." He gets nuts on his birthday- mom bought him an entire box of Sees Mollasses Chips and dude just unhinged his jaw and ate them all like a snake and now he's going absolutely ballistic. He's bouncing off the walls. I predict we get through like three of these.…
Aaron's rule is that the Dinosaurs can't talk, and they get the "Aaron Mitchell Seal of Approval" if the dinosaurs are what he defines as scientifically accurate.
I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. THIS CHILD IS A TYRANT.
(The most special tyrant.)
I forced him to create a Letterboxd Account to rank these- he refused to use the star rating and instead used the "Aaron Mitchell 1 to 5 Pteradon Screech ranking." He gets nuts on his birthday- mom bought him an entire box of Sees Mollasses Chips and dude just unhinged his jaw and ate them all like a snake and now he's going absolutely ballistic. He's bouncing off the walls. I predict we get through like three of these.
Editors Note: I am opposed to the punwork involved in T-Rexcellent, but it's Aaron's birthday and he gets what he wants. Ok- he just asked me to type "Dinotastic." He's laughing hysterically because he knows i'll write whatever he wants because it's his birthday. He's also making me write "Who does a dinosaur call when they get robbed?" (At this point he's laughing so hard he can barely speak.) The answer of course is "The triceroCOPS" He's losing it. Ok I have to stop.
