Quite possibly the dumbest film I will see all year, and I've watched Dark Shadows. Boring plot, forgettable performances, banal characters and utterly pointless direction leads to a clear favorite for worst movie of the year.

It should also be mentioned that in spite of all that the Blake Lively voice over narration is truly a glorious sight to hear, as her character is quite possibly the least intelligent and most vapid character ever created. The obviously highlight comes when…