Favorite films

  • What We Do in the Shadows
  • Hamilton
  • Creed
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Recent activity

  • Tropic Thunder

  • Joy Ride


  • The Losers


  • About Time


Pinned reviews

  • Dudley Do-Right

    Dudley Do-Right

    There's an alternate universe where Brendan Fraser has Tom Cruise, Leonardo DiCaprio, or Jim Carrey's career because he is so freaking talented....and that helps me sleep at night.

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    *mentions of sexual assault, rape, plot spoilers*

    On the outside, Promising Young Woman establishes a great concept - Cassie exacts revenge on random assholes as well as the people who forget that her BFF Nina was raped and then committed suicide. Emerald Fennell employs a lot of style to elevate the substance - who can beat the soundtrack paying homage to so many female pop stars who are treated as sex objects and then cast aside? or the costume design…

Recent reviews

  • About Time

    About Time


    Domnhall really got the chance to be with Margot Robbie and Rachel McAdams, but completely skipped over Vanessa Kirby. The blasphemy.

    Also, Tom Holland is a total mood.

  • The Feels

    The Feels

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I thought Happiest Season was bad... But this is just wrong on so many levels.

    The plot's jumping off point is that one half of an engaged lesbian couple has never had an orgasm with her partner. But addressing it in an emotional way is swept under the rug.

    The script implores "improvising", but most of the scenes lag and don't offer any real depth or laughs (except for Ever Mainard as Regular Helen, god bless her), and stray off-course…

Popular reviews

  • Sound of Metal

    Sound of Metal


    *always blasted music at the highest level*
    -watches Sound of Metal-
    *turns it down to like 75% from now on*

  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Two words: Chris. Messina. Those suits. This look. The way that he always co-stars in films where women are the leads and the bad-asses. I mean, he is top tier 'who is the better Chris' material. My soul ascended. 10 out of 10 stars.

    If Rosamund and Eiza's characters were men, this would've been just another Guy Ritchie flick we've seen a million times before. Instead of being an absolute snooze fest like The Gentlemen, it's a typical con plot…