Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Beethoven 1992

  Watched 03 Feb 2023

  absolutely bonkers supporting cast

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  Elvis 2022

  Watched 07 Dec 2022

  it feels like Baz Luhrmann's entire career was building up to him making those montages of Las Vegas

Popular reviews

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  A Star Is Born 1976

  ★★★ Watched 09 Sep 2018

  There's a credit at the end of this movie that just says "MS. STREISAND'S CLOTHES FROM... HER CLOSET" and I can already tell that I'm going to randomly think about that for a long time.

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  #realityhigh 2017

  ★½ Watched 10 Sep 2017

  It's not that this movie is merely bad; it's how bizarre it is. Reality High is compulsively watchable, largely on the merits of how many inexplicable scenes it contains. I'm at a loss for words—this feels like a three hour film that was hacked and slashed in the editing bay, leaving only the unintentional surrealism of the following:

  - A lengthy explanation of bioluminescence followed by the words, "Dope, huh?"
  - A delivery of the line "Let's take a selfie!"…