Favorite films

  • Sunset Boulevard
  • Original Cast Album: Company
  • Stop Making Sense
  • Parasite

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  • Constantine

  • My Donkey, My Lover & I

  • Shepherd’s Delight

  • Outside Noise

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  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★

    genuinely dreaded rewatching this for a while, because at some point I became convinced I would hate it. but I finally did it, and that is not the case! can't quite square a lot of Gosling's character and this time, I felt like there is something missing somewhere in the second half... until the last 15 minutes, which are if anything even more wrenching than I remember them being.

  • Boom!

    Boom!

    ★★★

    giving it three because it really is one of those simultaneous one and five star movies

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  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    ★★★

    There's a credit at the end of this movie that just says "MS. STREISAND'S CLOTHES FROM... HER CLOSET" and I can already tell that I'm going to randomly think about that for a long time.

  • #realityhigh

    #realityhigh

    ★½

    It's not that this movie is merely bad; it's how bizarre it is. Reality High is compulsively watchable, largely on the merits of how many inexplicable scenes it contains. I'm at a loss for words—this feels like a three hour film that was hacked and slashed in the editing bay, leaving only the unintentional surrealism of the following:

    - A lengthy explanation of bioluminescence followed by the words, "Dope, huh?"
    - A delivery of the line "Let's take a selfie!"…