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  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    ★★★

    There's a credit at the end of this movie that just says "MS. STREISAND'S CLOTHES FROM... HER CLOSET" and I can already tell that I'm going to randomly think about that for a long time.

  • #realityhigh

    #realityhigh

    ★½

    It's not that this movie is merely bad; it's how bizarre it is. Reality High is compulsively watchable, largely on the merits of how many inexplicable scenes it contains. I'm at a loss for words—this feels like a three hour film that was hacked and slashed in the editing bay, leaving only the unintentional surrealism of the following:

    - A lengthy explanation of bioluminescence followed by the words, "Dope, huh?"
    - A delivery of the line "Let's take a selfie!"…