I can't get over her dream job being A RECEPTIONIST.

It's not that shocking that this became the basis of a family sitcom. It's got that vibe. For better or worse. 

Also Ron Howard thinking "sugar man" is a good term of endearment. Sigh. 

(The Music Man is clearly the superior Shirley Jones/Ron Howard pairing. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.)

MICHAEL EALY PUTS A USED TOOTHBRUSH IN HIS MOUTH AND BASICALLY TRIES TO SWALLOW IT, WHICH WAS THE KIND OF RIDICULOUS SHIT I PAID TO SEE HERE! THANKS MICHAEL EALY!!!

Terribly offensive propaganda.