Sometimes I think the (deserved) praise for Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow in this outing was responsible for his morphing into an All Quirks, All the Time actor here. He actually underplays some moments in this film, something that would never happen again during his Pirates performances.

This is a weird bummer of a movie with a comedy ending... but I love good realism in sisterly relationships.

MICHAEL EALY PUTS A USED TOOTHBRUSH IN HIS MOUTH AND BASICALLY TRIES TO SWALLOW IT, WHICH WAS THE KIND OF RIDICULOUS SHIT I PAID TO SEE HERE! THANKS MICHAEL EALY!!!

Terribly offensive propaganda.