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Rain 1932
Not entirely sure how to rate this one. On the one hand, this movie is prototypical W. Somerset Maugham, and as someone who went through his entire available bibliography in high school (to the confusion of her AP Lit teacher) there was something nostalgic to the endeavor. And yet something also felt off about the whole thing: Crawford tries to do hardscrabble and conniving and her mannered acting style clashes with the character, it’s weird to see Walter Huston as…
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Invitation 1952
There is so much telling and not even knowing showing and it’s cuts the power of the emotional moments at the knees.
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How to Deal 2003
I saw the movie poster and was like, “this looks like a movie with a montage set to Liz Phair” and then a montage set to Liz Phair happened and I was SCREAMING.
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The Perfect Guy 2015
MICHAEL EALY PUTS A USED TOOTHBRUSH IN HIS MOUTH AND BASICALLY TRIES TO SWALLOW IT, WHICH WAS THE KIND OF RIDICULOUS SHIT I PAID TO SEE HERE! THANKS MICHAEL EALY!!!
