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  • Network
  • While You Were Sleeping
  • Batman Returns
  • Gone Girl

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  • The Long Night

    ★★★

  • Sayonara

    ★★

  • Sylvia Scarlett

    ★★

  • Camelot

    ★★

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  • The Long Night

    The Long Night

    ★★★

    Gonna be honest, like at certain points I wasn’t paying attention because I was just like, “Henry Fonda is so attractive, he pulls off that dumb hat so well … look at his eyes … he’s so tall.” And like is been a long day (ha), I’m not perfect.

  • Sayonara

    Sayonara

    ★★

    Joshua Logan is just not a very good director. Also like Marlon Brando got nominated for an Oscar for this, while Henry Fonda didn’t for 12 Angry Men that same year??? Choices!!!!!!!!!!

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  • How to Deal

    How to Deal

    ★★

    I saw the movie poster and was like, “this looks like a movie with a montage set to Liz Phair” and then a montage set to Liz Phair happened and I was SCREAMING.

  • The Perfect Guy

    The Perfect Guy

    ★★★

    MICHAEL EALY PUTS A USED TOOTHBRUSH IN HIS MOUTH AND BASICALLY TRIES TO SWALLOW IT, WHICH WAS THE KIND OF RIDICULOUS SHIT I PAID TO SEE HERE! THANKS MICHAEL EALY!!!