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The Long Night 1947
Gonna be honest, like at certain points I wasn’t paying attention because I was just like, “Henry Fonda is so attractive, he pulls off that dumb hat so well … look at his eyes … he’s so tall.” And like is been a long day (ha), I’m not perfect.
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How to Deal 2003
I saw the movie poster and was like, “this looks like a movie with a montage set to Liz Phair” and then a montage set to Liz Phair happened and I was SCREAMING.
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The Perfect Guy 2015
MICHAEL EALY PUTS A USED TOOTHBRUSH IN HIS MOUTH AND BASICALLY TRIES TO SWALLOW IT, WHICH WAS THE KIND OF RIDICULOUS SHIT I PAID TO SEE HERE! THANKS MICHAEL EALY!!!