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  • Heathers
  • The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Marriage Story
  • Captain America: The First Avenger

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  • He's All That

    ★★

  • The Woman in the Window

    ★★½

  • Scooby-Doo

    ★★★★★

  • Descendants

    ★½

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  • He's All That

    He's All That

    ★★

    Whoever green lit this as a remake of she’s all that needs to be fired 

    How did Kourtney Kardashian have some of the best acting in the movie 

    Nobody asked for that kiss me remix 

    Thank you Mathew Lillard

  • The Woman in the Window

    The Woman in the Window

    ★★½

    Amy Adams killed it as always but is this literally not the plot of rear window with some twists and turns.

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  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This was definitely better than TPM entertainment wise. If you take this seriously that’s on you, just sit back and enjoy the bad acting and plot holes.

    My favorite scene:

    Anakin: “I murdered a whole village of innocent men, women, and children.”

    Padme: “it’s okay to be angry Anakin that’s being human :((“

  • Creep

    Creep

    ★★★½

    I have passed this movie up for years on Netflix 

    All this time I have missed out on a complete masterpiece. Is it the best horror movie? Definitely not. It’s got some real stinky stupid moments, but that’s what gives it flavor. 

    It also is scary, the story at least. The jump scares are just your regular cheap scares, but they work well into the story. Without spoilers, the plot itself is that kind of horror film that just gets…