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  • The Midnight Man

    The Midnight Man


    A young woman caring for her ill grandmother inadvertently unleashes a demonic force when she starts playing a supernatural "game" that Grandma started 50 years prior. Think "Jumanji," but with more throat slashing and disembowelments.
    ...this is one of those horror flicks where the characters make so many poor decisions that they have no one to blame but themselves for what happens to them, but i gotta admit it's done with lots of creepy-cool style and atmosphere. Special mention must…

  • Terrifier



    On Halloween night, a psycho in a clown outfit stalks and kills a pair of attractive but unlucky party-goers and anyone else that gets in the way. Yup, that's the entire plot.
    This flick seems to be getting a lot of love from the horror-nerd community at the moment, but I'm not sure why, because it's dumb as a box of rocks. "Terrifier" has a lot of impressively gross, ultra-violent gore FX if that's your thing, and I get that…

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  • Garfield Gets Real

    Garfield Gets Real

    Awkward looking CGI toon with the famed cat accidentally stumbling out of the comic pages and into the "real" world, then trying to find his way back "home." The tone is shrill, the animation sucks and its loaded with annoyingly unfunny new characters. My 7 year old thought it was funny but sitting thru this one will be a chore for anyone older than that.

  • The Fantastic Four

    The Fantastic Four


    Roger Corman's ultra-cheap film version of the Marvel Comics series follows Reed, Johnny, Ben and Sue as they gain their super powers during a failed space mission, then battle the evil Doctor Doom and a subterranean villain called "The Jeweler."

    This flick was made on a shoestring budget and then was shelved permanently, merely so that the producers could maintain their film rights to the FF property. It's never been officially released and I've been wanting to see it for…