Imagine you’ve just graduated and your history teacher Mads Mikkelsen starts punching the air, spinning, kicking, ducking and doing whatever whilst downing a Heineken. Wild.

“Test your might.”

I liked the Robot man who said ‘what the fuck?’ and that’s about it.

"Where does he sleep?"
"Who said he sleeps?"
"Where does he fuck?"
Academy Award™ Winner, Al Pacino: "E V E R Y W H E R E!!!!!"

Me: "Well, that was really nice."
Dad: "Yeah..."
*Dad wipes tears away from his eyes, and I come to the realisation that for the first time ever my Dad is crying at a movie*
Dad: "Yeah mate, it was...it..."
*Dad busts out his trusty hanky*
Dad: "It was a really good story, about...uh, perseverance and..."
*Dad wipes his face down and straightens himself up as the crowd leaves the cinema*
Dad: "It was a feel good movie."
Me: "Let's go home, Dad."
Dad: "Yeah, righteo."