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1997 - Once Lana Wachowski releases The Matrix 4

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  • Another Round

    Another Round

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    Imagine you’ve just graduated and your history teacher Mads Mikkelsen starts punching the air, spinning, kicking, ducking and doing whatever whilst downing a Heineken. Wild.

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

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    β€œTest your might.”

    I liked the Robot man who said β€˜what the fuck?’ and that’s about it.

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  • The Devil's Advocate

    The Devil's Advocate

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    "Where does he sleep?"
    "Who said he sleeps?"
    "Where does he fuck?"
    Academy Awardβ„’ Winner, Al Pacino: "E V E R Y W H E R E!!!!!"

  • Eddie the Eagle

    Eddie the Eagle

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    Me: "Well, that was really nice."
    Dad: "Yeah..."
    *Dad wipes tears away from his eyes, and I come to the realisation that for the first time ever my Dad is crying at a movie*
    Dad: "Yeah mate, it was...it..."
    *Dad busts out his trusty hanky*
    Dad: "It was a really good story, about...uh, perseverance and..."
    *Dad wipes his face down and straightens himself up as the crowd leaves the cinema*
    Dad: "It was a feel good movie."
    Me: "Let's go home, Dad."
    Dad: "Yeah, righteo."