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  • Frozen II

    Frozen II

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    I don’t remember anything other than when they rhymed numb with succumb.

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

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    Maybe old age is the nastiest hit of them all?

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

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    "Because you're an asshole...

    Enjoyable and well-produced whodunnit that boasts a fantastic cast and a few uncooked mystery elements. Keeps you invested throughout the runtime, and ends with enough classic murder-mystery gusto to put good feelings in your step out of the cinema.

  • Atlantis: The Lost Empire

    Atlantis: The Lost Empire

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    Big gay energy.

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels

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    Like Kingsman: The Secret Service on Xanax.

  • Terminator: Dark Fate

    Terminator: Dark Fate

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    The Movie:"If you put that thing between 100 cops. Then you'll have 100 dead cops."
    My Bf: and that's a bad thing because...?

  • Doctor Sleep

    Doctor Sleep

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    "We don't end."

    Functioning best as an adaptation of Doctor Sleep and worst as a sequel to Kubrick's The Shining, Mike Flanagan's newest King translation manages to hit where it needs and wins you well-over come the mixed third-act.

    Bafflingly, this isn't coming out around Halloween (although I was fortunately able to get into a preview just in time for it) - despite being full of effective eerie imagery and plenty of 'remember this' homages. A strange release choice, but…

  • Dracula

    Dracula

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    sickening

  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man

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    Men are so vain that they will still wear a toupee to give the illusion of hair - despite being fucking invisible.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    The CINNAMONTOGRAPHY !! πŸ˜«πŸ˜™πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

  • The Bride of Frankenstein

    The Bride of Frankenstein

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    Lemme hear ya’ll say [reanimated from the dead] gay rights !!!

  • Dracula

    Dracula

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    God, I wish I were a fly in 1930 so Dwight Frye could eat me.