5 - yeah
4.5 - yeah
4 - yeah
3.5 - yeah
3 - yeah
2.5 - aw
2 - nah
1.5 - nah
1 - nah
0.5 - nah

Favorite films

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid
  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules
  • 0.5 mm
  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

Recent activity

  • A Grin Without a Cat

  • Ouvroir the Movie

  • Sans Soleil

  • Daisies


Recent reviews

  • Ouvroir the Movie

    Ouvroir the Movie

    alain resnais once called chris marker “the prototype of the 21st-century man”. having only seen a handful of his works, i’d acknowledged this sentiment but never fully understood it until i bore witness to Ouvroir the Movie. via his somewhat disquieting fursona, 89 year-old marker uses some of his last time on this mortal plane to take us on an adventure that, years later, one might consider “kinda like a minecraft base tour”.

    in a digital museum built in forgotten…

  • Old



    recognised thomasin mckenzie by voice before she was on screen, proving once again why i am president of the #ThomasiNation, a respected club of which i am coincidentally the only member

Popular reviews

  • Swing Kids

    Swing Kids


    This review was originally going to be “Anything that uses Modern Love by David Bowie is instantly a masterpiece,” but I googled it and it’s also in Riverdale so now I have nothing.

  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    The Twilight Saga: Eclipse


    Everyone: There’s a war coming and it’s probably going to kill us all so we have to be completely focused and prepared.

    Edward and Jacob: ;) ahaha hey baby, u cold?