• Ouvroir the Movie

    Ouvroir the Movie

    alain resnais once called chris marker “the prototype of the 21st-century man”. having only seen a handful of his works, i’d acknowledged this sentiment but never fully understood it until i bore witness to Ouvroir the Movie. via his somewhat disquieting fursona, 89 year-old marker uses some of his last time on this mortal plane to take us on an adventure that, years later, one might consider “kinda like a minecraft base tour”.

    in a digital museum built in forgotten…

  • Old



    recognised thomasin mckenzie by voice before she was on screen, proving once again why i am president of the #ThomasiNation, a respected club of which i am coincidentally the only member

  • Céline and Julie Go Boating

    Céline and Julie Go Boating


    I come home, in the mornin' light
    My mother says "When you gonna live your life right?"
    Oh momma dear, we're not the fortunate ones
    And girls, they wanna have fun
    Oh girls just wanna have fun

    The phone rings, in the middle of the night
    My father yells "What you gonna do with your life?"
    Oh daddy dear, you know you're still number one
    But girls they wanna have fun
    Oh girls just wanna have

    That's all they really…

  • Frankenstein Created Woman
  • Liz and the Blue Bird

    Liz and the Blue Bird


    a girl on the ground and a girl in the air: girls not really girls so much as fragments of each other, pieces interlocking and exchanged between them. it’s hard to tell if it’s the way i am or the way i feel but i’ve always struggled to believe that i had any pieces of me worth giving. i’ve just wanted to take. i’ve wanted pieces of better people so i could be better. there’s a recurring shot here, when…

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Marvel’s biggest problem is their unwavering need to stuff every movie with a hundred characters advertising other movies. There are THREE Spider-Mans in this Daredevil movie

  • The Amazing Spider-Man

    The Amazing Spider-Man


    very sad the lizard man is only used as a punching bag for spider-man to stage a conflict with another character. if i were writing a lizard man, i would never be so cold-blooded. i would never turn tail like that. i would never       have                   scales

  • Donkey Skin

    Donkey Skin


    a timeless work of art, still so relevant to the way furries are treated today

  • Silent Hill: Revelation 3D

    Silent Hill: Revelation 3D


    used 200% of my brain power trying to figure out why the male lead in this looked so familiar. the conclusion i came to was that he kinda looks like a teen movie human shrek but it turns out it’s actually just fucking kit harington

  • Beauty and the Beast

    Beauty and the Beast


    has everything a film needs: drama, fantasy, a romance between a kind young woman and a whiny bird man who lives in a big wacky house with a magic door and a bunch of little freaks, action

  • Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

    Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time


    hideaki man this is an intervention we need to talk about mari

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II


    like the first one but they pretend it’s a coming-of-age story and forgot to write the second half