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  • See No Evil 2

    See No Evil 2


    Watching a 4"11 Danielle Harris fight a 6"7 Kane is a sight to behold, a true feat in cinematography. Also this movie is fun as hell.

  • The Unknown

    The Unknown


    I really love that in both this and FREAKS Tod Browning uses a circus as the setting because it allows him to create extremely archetypal characters. In THE UNKNOWN Lon Chaney plays the ultimate M'Lady, complete with fedora-like hat and everything, who's "friendzoning" by Joan Crawford drives him mad with lust. Constantly harassed by gross men Joan seeks comfort from Lon because as a man with no arms he can technically never man handle her. Little does she know he's…

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  • Assassination Nation

    Assassination Nation


    Sam Levinson - "whoa guys, I don't know if you can handle my film that I, an older white dude wrote about the complexities of being a teenage girl, it's pretty E̳͉̊̇̌̍D͔͍̪̠̙̼̦̿̇G̱̼͖͔̖̀ͧ̾̈ͬͭ̒Y̔̔͛̈ͤ, like TRIGGER WARNING am I right?"

    -puts sunglasses on and blasts Linkin Park-

    "p.s. this is what a feminist looks like"

    -drives off into the distance-

  • Brawl in Cell Block 99

    Brawl in Cell Block 99


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Vince Vaughn scrapes a guy's face off with his boot and a hard concrete floor.