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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★★

    :')

  • Dead Man's Letters

    Dead Man's Letters

    ★★★★

    A visceral and noxious depiction of the apocalypse that somehow is also deeply tender?? and fucked up? Florida Project vibes but make it nuclear winter?

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  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    ★½

    In the words of Frank Ocean’s mom: 
    Sluggish, lazy, stupid, and unconcerned (with any single narrative focus or in treating any of its characters as anything other than pawns)

  • War and Peace

    War and Peace

    ★★★★★

    Something like Gone With the Wind and Andrei Rublev having an 8 hour coke fueled sex binge on a massive Russian flag, taking breaks every 2 hours or so.