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  • The Thing
  • Return of the Jedi
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
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  • Repo! The Genetic Opera

    ★★½

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★★★

  • The Dark Crystal

    ★★★★½

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★★★★

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    DeVour

    ★★★

    I've seen this movie at least four times and it remains completely incomprehensible.

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  • Repo! The Genetic Opera

    Repo! The Genetic Opera

    ★★½

    "Goth opera."

    All of my fond memories of this are from the first half before the pacing comes to an absolute SCREECHING halt. However, once a theater kid, always a theater kid. Needs more Graverobber and more Paris. Anthony Stewart Head's voice is fantastic for this role and he’s definitely having a blast.

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★★★

    "You still have your swirly red and white curly man."
    "How can you possibly think this is a man?!"
    "What is it?"
    "I don't know, a shape?"

    The credit "And introducing Kevin Bacon" at the beginning made me laugh out loud. I absolutely love Cosmo and hope she appears in GotG Vol. 3. The special has a lot of heart and a lot of laughs. Pom Klementieff really gets to shine here, and she and Dave Bautista have always made…

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  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    ★★

    “You made a promise…to a dinosaur?”

    This was fun to watch but not good in any sense. The writing is terrible and characters are making bad decisions at every turn. The villain is completely ineffective and incompetent, boringly motivated only by money. His fixation on whatever granola bars he’s eating never pays off. I didn’t feel particularly connected to any of the main characters. It’s pretty funny how little Owen/Chris Pratt is on screen considering he’s supposed to be the…

  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    ★★★★★

    "What do ya think the temperature is?"
    "One."

    The "I like me" scene is one of the best performances ever captured on film. John Candy was a treasure.

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