I've seen this movie at least four times and it remains completely incomprehensible.
All of my fond memories of this are from the first half before the pacing comes to an absolute SCREECHING halt. However, once a theater kid, always a theater kid. Needs more Graverobber and more Paris. Anthony Stewart Head's voice is fantastic for this role and he’s definitely having a blast.
"You still have your swirly red and white curly man."
"How can you possibly think this is a man?!"
"What is it?"
"I don't know, a shape?"
The credit "And introducing Kevin Bacon" at the beginning made me laugh out loud. I absolutely love Cosmo and hope she appears in GotG Vol. 3. The special has a lot of heart and a lot of laughs. Pom Klementieff really gets to shine here, and she and Dave Bautista have always made…
“You made a promise…to a dinosaur?”
This was fun to watch but not good in any sense. The writing is terrible and characters are making bad decisions at every turn. The villain is completely ineffective and incompetent, boringly motivated only by money. His fixation on whatever granola bars he’s eating never pays off. I didn’t feel particularly connected to any of the main characters. It’s pretty funny how little Owen/Chris Pratt is on screen considering he’s supposed to be the…