Kelsey Staton

Kelsey Staton

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  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight


    "Do I look like a man with a plan?"

    I don't really get the hype of this movie? It's just barely less cringey-fake-deep than Joker imo. Heath Ledger was the only shining star in this thing and that's why he gets 3 stars.

  • Tarzan



    "Tarzan? Okay he's your baby..."

    This is one of my boyfriends favorite Disney movies and I see why!! Soundtrack? Rips. All the animals are so cute and funny ugh!!

Popular reviews

  • Nanook of the North

    Nanook of the North


    I literally cannot believe the reviews that are like "I don't care if parts are staged" like... you don't care that someone made a fictional movie that was the only representation of an entire people at the time and then just made it fictional and farcical and presented it as fact....???? Okay I guess.

  • Take Me

    Take Me

    I stumbled upon this gem completely by accident. Expertly written! It's rare that I have no idea what's going to happen next in a film, but this one really threw me for a loop. Profoundly unique and wonderful!