Kelsie 🎃👻🏳️‍🌈

Kelsie 🎃👻🏳️‍🌈

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • Gone Girl
  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
  • The Intouchables

Recent activity

  • The Last Winter


  • Bloodsucking Bastards


  • Skinamarink


  • The 'Burbs


Recent reviews

  • The Last Winter

    The Last Winter


    ✨Climate change but make it supernatural✨
    Eh, this was like The Thing if The Thing was bought from And The Thing was replaced with shitty CGI ghost elks trying to cosplay as wendigos. Okay, it’s nothing like The Thing. The only thing they have in common is death, isolation & snow.
    A crew of … oil people? (I’ve already forgotten their professions, I think they were drilling for oil) are in the middle of a tundra when some folks start…

  • Bloodsucking Bastards

    Bloodsucking Bastards


    Oof, besties, I’ve not watched a movie in almost 2 weeks. What is wrong with me? Someone check my vitals.
    Anyway, did I watch this for Pedro Pascal? Of course I did, I’m balls deep into The Last Of Us & I’ve gotta get my Pascal fix between episodes 🤷‍♀️
    This was a goofy, funny at times, over the top vampire slasher. Basically two co-workers & a security guard notice that when the new boss had arrived, people actually started to be…

Popular reviews

  • Mad God

    Mad God


    I’m sorry, I just couldn’t get into this. In fact I felt myself nodding off towards the end, and I never nod off to films!
    I mean 5/5 for the craftsmanship & uniqueness (seriously the set designs were spectacular), but good lord I was bored out of my skull. I respect the director for his 30 year passion project, that takes a lot of dedication, but I honestly felt like I was back to my teenage self watching edgy shit I…

  • Nope



    Day 30 of Horrortober 2022 & today it’s Nope (originally Under The Skin but since I’ve already seen that, I wanted something newer & alien based, so here we are).
    Oof, I do not get the hype around this film at all. It was unbelievably boring, nothing of interest really happened. There was maybe two or three scenes that were spectacular but that was about it. I like Jordan Peele & I like his movies but this just ain’t it. Normally if I…