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  • Safety Last!

    Safety Last!


    I just couldn't make myself care for The Boy. He got into most of these funny and absurd situations because of his own vanity and tomfoolery, and he didn't really care who got drawn into it with him. Yeah, yeah, I know, it's comedy, but this particular type of it is just not my thing.
    However, if you've worked in retail or just with people, you'll find lots of hilarious moments that might ease your pain a bit %))

  • The Night Before Christmas

    The Night Before Christmas


    It's probably a bit incomprehensible if you haven't read Gogol's stories, so I highly recommend doing that first.
    As it is, it gave me the same impression as the stories had: it's fun, folklorish, and diabolical %) The little special effects were quite impressive, too! The tiny devil is my favourite one :)

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  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)


    Harley Quinn looking at the camera like she's on The Office was the moment when I realised I'm loving this movie :)
    It's funny, violent, colourful and very comic-book-like; and all the things that made me (and almost everyone I know) hate "Suicide Squad" don't exist here: the characters are introduced gradually and we get to know their backstories and motivations before the action begins (sometimes hilariously so), we still see the story through the eyes of one character we…

  • The Man Who Surprised Everyone

    The Man Who Surprised Everyone


    This film didn't have enough to say, so it kept losing points in my mind because of all the long, meaningless pauses and scenes that didn't add anything to the story but for the sense of hopelessness that's so usual in Russian films.

    The first half tried to showcase some of the problems in our society, but did it rather tamely; the second one was more interesting, acting as a sort of experiment: what would happen if you put a red rag in front of a bull. The outcome is, sadly, pretty obvious.

    I truly think this film would have made a wonderful short though.