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  The Black Phone 2021

  Watched by kenn. 25 Jun 2022

  Opening your van abduction movie with “Free Ride”?

  5 comedy points.

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  Elvis 2022

  Watched by kenn. 23 Jun 2022

  “Okay, hear me out: you know the really fun montage halfway through a biopic that breathes new life into the story and is always over too soon? What if that was, like… the whole movie?”

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  Black Widow 2021

  Watched by kenn. 08 Jul 2021 2

  I’m reflexively searching my cupholder for the Apple TV remote in an attempt to turn on subtitles, when I hear a teenager ask her bf if Black Widow was a true story, “because there were words on the screen that said it was a certain year.”

  I’m glad the movies are back.

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  Bo Burnham: Inside 2021

  Rewatched by kenn. 04 Jun 2021 8

  I knew I’d been a vocal fan of Bo Burnham but didn’t realize how much until eight different people had texted me about it over the course of 3 hours, all asking me how I liked it.

  There is only one experience I can compare the release of Inside to, and that is the announcement of JJ Abram’s first Star Wars installment, The Force Awakens. Both instances in which the fanboy that lives inside me had already made peace with…