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  • Trapped in the Closet: Chapters 1-12

    Trapped in the Closet: Chapters 1-12

    ★★★★

    The best lines from every episode

    1. And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house.

    2. Then a knock on the door, the gun's in my hand
    He opens the door, I can't believe it's a man
    (Man… man… man…)

    3. Chuck screamed out, "WE'RE IN LOVE!"
    Cathy says, "Love my ass!"
    Rufus said they're getting married, then I shoot one in the air!

    4.…

  • Climax

    Climax

    ★★★★

    It's like Midsommar, The Neon Demon, and Suspiria all did acid and beat the living shit out of me.

    And I enjoyed the pain so much.

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  • Sinister

    Sinister

    ★★★½

    Fun fact - the power in my house went off when I was watching this movie. It was pitch black and I only had 15 minutes left. I shit my pants.

  • Trapped in the Closet: Chapters 1-12

    Trapped in the Closet: Chapters 1-12

    ★★★★

    Top 10 characters from "Trapped in the Closet"

    1. Randolph
    2. Pimp Lucius
    3. Blind Prostitute
    4. Big Man
    5. Rosie the Nosy neighbor
    6. Reverend James Moseley
    7. Sylvester's Beretta
    8. Bridget
    9. Bishop Craig
    10. Joey