This finally is available for streaming. I hadn’t seen it in decades but had held it up as a shining example of a terrible movie based on that memory. So I rewatched it to see if my opinion would change or if my memory was charmingly exaggerated.
No on both counts! This is a terrible, no good, awful movie. There is nothing redeemable about it, nor is there anything to satisfy the tired “so bad it’s good” line. It’s just awful.