Jay and Silent Bob Reboot ½

The half star is for the jokes over the credits and stinger. The entire movie isn’t just “not funny,” it takes the concept of Comedy and brutalizes it to the point you want to cry out, “Stop! Stop! It’s dead already!”

I hope Kevin Smith continues enjoying what he’s doing, and has fun with his friends. I hope Amazon Prime is proud that they managed to sucker me into watching by not making me pay an additional rental fee.

I mean, I sort of knew how this would play out from the start. I don’t blame anyone but myself. And I chose to finish it just as some sick endurance game.

But I strongly, strongly advise you to avoid it. Don’t let my suffering be for nothing.