Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • They Live
  • Network
  • The Worst Person in the World

Recent activity

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth


  • The Haunted Mansion


  • Jurassic World Dominion

  • Thor: Ragnarok


Recent reviews

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth


    Moments that Cooper Raiff was unintentionally writing my autobiography

    “You won’t know if you’re gay until junior year of college”
    “I’m not a push-up guy”
    *anytime he lied about something* “…that’s not true and I don’t know why I just said that”
    *googles something to disprove what someone else said, when they were right the whole time*
    *getting passively AND actively upset when he couldn’t find his work shirt*
    “Every time you ask me something I just pull stuff out…

  • The Haunted Mansion

    The Haunted Mansion


    Realizing now that this was probably my first exposure to the concept of suicide

Popular reviews

  • The Lost Daughter

    The Lost Daughter


    I’d let Jessie Buckley adopt and neglect me any day

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    If possible, and if you’re comfortable, see this in as full of a theater as you can. Or, at least convince a bunch of your friends to go with you. This one was a lot of fun with the crowd’s reactions and energy, and I didn’t realize how much I missed that.

    For a movie that essentially has the same message as Swiss Army Man, it couldn’t have gone about it in a more different way — the size and…