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  • We Are Still Here

  • Ronin

    ★★★½

  • Space Truckers

  • Scream

    ★★½

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  • Ronin

    Ronin

    ★★★½

    The cast is great and the action is all done with the expert precision you'd expect from Frankenheimer, but why watch this when you can rewatch Heat (1995) for the millionth time?

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★½

    It's not hard to imagine the pitch meetings for Scream (2022) that occurred sometime in late 2018. Producers were undoubtedly sweating profusely with nervous excitement and flogging screenwriters to come up with the very best ways to copy the success of that year's Halloween reboot/sequel. Unfortunately for us all though, nobody involved seems particularly capable of mimicking Kevin Williamson's reflexive snark. What we're left with is a series of head nods to vaguely topical but very tired trends (something something…

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  • Cowspiracy: The Sustainability Secret

    Cowspiracy: The Sustainability Secret

    ★★

    While Cowspiracy is an illuminating look at the growing impracticality of animal agriculture, it’s ultimately an unskilled documentary built on a foundation of questionable statistics and a protracted sermon about the benefits of veganism. The abolishment of livestock may very well become necessary in the near future, but I can’t imagine it’s the magic bullet Cowspiracy would have you believe it to be.

  • The Parent Trap II

    The Parent Trap II

    ★★½

    INT. MARY’S HOUSE - DAY

    Mary and Nikki sit at the kitchen table discussing girl stuff.

    TOM SKERRIT enters wearing the most breathtaking shorts you’ve ever seen.