KevinCoed Pro

Don't watch nearly as many films as I used to. Whose stupid idea was it to have kids?

Favorite films

  • The Last House on the Left
  • Dirty Harry
  • The Italian Connection
  • Island of Death

Recent activity

  • Thanksgiving


  • The Man with the Glass Eye


  • Die weiße Spinne


  • The Monster of London City


Recent reviews

  • The Mother of Tears

    The Mother of Tears


    An absolute travesty of a film, which deserves a lower rating than I've given it, but gains a couple of extra stars by virtue of not being boring.

  • Devil Story

    Devil Story

    A film that is impossible to rate using any kind of subjective scale. You just have to accept that it exists.

Popular reviews

  • Bridesmaids



    What am I doing? I might as well just cut my balls off and sew them in my mouth...

  • FRED: The Movie

    FRED: The Movie


    Jesus Christ! My fucking eyes! My fucking ears! Aaarrggghhh!