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  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • Double Indemnity
  • Ran
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  • Thor: Love and Thunder

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    ★★★½

  • Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

    ★★★★

  • The Black Phone

    ★★

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  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    Going to present this review as a series of haphazard, loosely connected bullet points: the ideal approach for a movie that feels like a series of haphazard, loosely connected bullet points itself.

    • Man, I feel sorry for Laura Dern, Sam Neill, and Jeff Goldblum, who pretty clearly are not thrilled about being here. Neill, especially, seems actively annoyed by everything Colin Trevorrow is asking him to do. I'm not going to speculate too much about how J-World D will…

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Two full stars for the 15 minutes of this movie that are horror-movie sequences. An additional half-star for the moment when Jim from The Office gets peeled like a stick of string cheese.