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  Marcel the Shell with Shoes On 2021

  ★★★½ Watched by Kevin McLenithan 27 Jun 2022

  A pleasant enough time, but not really my tempo. The faux-documentary conceit works well enough for a five-minute YouTube video but feels thin at feature length.

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ★★ Watched by Kevin McLenithan 21 Jun 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I think we all can agree that the best part of violently freeing yourself from a child killer's haunted murder basement is how it makes you irresistible to the ladies afterward.

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  Jurassic World Dominion 2022

  ★ Watched by Kevin McLenithan 08 Jun 2022 2

  Going to present this review as a series of haphazard, loosely connected bullet points: the ideal approach for a movie that feels like a series of haphazard, loosely connected bullet points itself.

  • Man, I feel sorry for Laura Dern, Sam Neill, and Jeff Goldblum, who pretty clearly are not thrilled about being here. Neill, especially, seems actively annoyed by everything Colin Trevorrow is asking him to do. I'm not going to speculate too much about how J-World D will…

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  Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022

  ★★½ Watched by Kevin McLenithan 02 May 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Two full stars for the 15 minutes of this movie that are horror-movie sequences. An additional half-star for the moment when Jim from The Office gets peeled like a stick of string cheese.