It's basically Alien but with more synth music and nudity, which is pretty cool.
It's also made on like a ten dollar budget, which is also pretty cool.
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Witchtrap 1989
Lacking any real memorable moments aside from some awful acting and line delivery (honestly, it's astonishing how bad some of these actors are); it's a pretty basic haunted house story with a couple of unique kills and not much else. Also, I don't believe there is ever a mention of witches, witchcraft, or anything of that nature; it's a ghost and nothing more.
Needed more Linnea Quigley, which in all fairness I tend to say about most movies.
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Bushwhacked 1995
This may not be the cinematic masterpiece my seven-year-old mind would have had me believe.
You know what? Fuck you, yes it is.
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Saturday Night Live: 40th Anniversary Special 2015
Chris Rock: "EDDIE MURPHY IS THE GREATEST PERSON TO HAVE EVER LIVED, AND HE IS THE REASON SNL HAS SURVIVED AS LONG AS IT HAS. BOW TO THE GREAT AND POWERFUL EDDIE MURPHY AND WORSHIP THE GROUND UPON WHICH HE WALKS."
Eddie Murphy: "Oh, thanks I guess."
