kevintporter

So an interesting thing about me is I like movies and like WATCHING them

Favorite films

  • Paddington 2
  • Little Women
  • Magic Mike XXL
  • Won't You Be My Neighbor?

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  • Paddington 2

    ★★★★★

  • 90 Minutes in Heaven

  • Risky Business

    ★★

  • Elvis

    ★★★★★

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  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★★

    watched for the first time in three years, thought “oh maybe this time I won’t cry” lol.

    this is all incredibly silly, but this is where everyone talks about movies with inappropriate intensity so indulge me folks!

    i've avoided p2 since 2019 because the idea of watching it became painful. at first the feeling was part and parcel with all of our march 2020 malaise and the proposition of popping it on didn't feel comforting. it seemed too sad to…

  • 90 Minutes in Heaven

    90 Minutes in Heaven

    i don't like this movie, it's coarse and rough and irritating, the darth NADIR of hayden's career. :) one star!

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  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    ★★

    I showed my anti-vax parents this movie and they fell to their knees, thanking Jesus Christ and Adam McKay for showing them the error of their ways. They pledged to reduce their carbon emissions by 80% by 2024 and deleted their Facebook accounts on the spot.

    They agreed that our society is too distracted by celebrities and controlled by big tech, so they decided to listen to this star-studded movie on Netflix and joined the DSA, stopped using Amazon, and are dedicating the rest of their lives to fighting climate change. Thank you Adam, you are smart and righteous and a very good man!! Two stars!!

  • Clue

    Clue

    ★★★★½

    There's been talks of a remake forever so here's my proposed cast(s) for it:

    Wadsworth - Bill Hader
    Ms. Scarlet - Anne Hathaway
    Col. Mustard - Randall Park
    Mrs. White - Maya Rudolph
    Prof. Plum - Lakeith Stanfield
    Mrs. Peacock - Julia Louis-Dreyfus
    Mr. Green - Sam Richardson
    Yvette - Billie Lourd
    Mr. Boddy - Adam Scott
    Singing Telegram Girl - Chelsea Peretti

    ALT:
    Wadsworth - Jordan Peele
    Ms. Scarlet - Tina Fey
    Col. Mustard - Channing Tatum
    Mrs. White…