This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

there hasn’t been this good of a sequel since Toy Story 2 and I’m now waiting for a Frozen 3 so we can kill off The G*dfather trilogy and claim the true rightful three-part film series

-Disney, ranked
-2019, ranked

miss netflix said let’s make a diet amityville horror hybrid with a lil splash of mother! and make sure it’s both two hours long AND extra boring 💅

I mean I knew it was gonna be bad but what the fuck

the movie really questioned how to show a character is gay and decided the best way was to have her watch gay scenes from buffy the vampire slayer

and I respect that

2020, ranked

no one:
Eli: 👺