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  Pieces 1982

  Watched by kevtav 21 May 2022 1

  Had fun watching with a friend.

  But it's an awful movie on its own.

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  Teen Titans Go! To the Movies 2018

  ★★★½ Watched by kevtav 16 May 2022

  Forget Watchmen and The Boys, THIS is next-level superhero deconstruction.

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  The Batman 2022

  ★½ Rewatched by kevtav 07 Mar 2022 6

  Did I watch a different cut than everyone else?

  I see a lot of raves about how The Batman is some kind of mature, layered, brilliant detective mystery...but try this:

  Imagine this isn't a Batman movie. The script stays the exact same, except we change all the familiar names, and Robert Pattinson is now a nameless masked vigilante with a bunch of gadgets...

  Stripped of the existing goodwill attached to names like Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle, Gotham City,  and The…

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  mother! 2017

  ½ Watched by kevtav 22 Jul 2020 8

  "Ma! Today in school we learned about these cool things called met-ah-fores!"

  "That's nice, sweetie."

  "Yeah! I'm gonna go make a movie now!"

  "Be back at six for dinner."

  (Screen door slams as Darren Aronofsky sprints away to set, making racecar sounds with his mouth along the way.)