I like movies about kids fighting monsters or about animals becoming friends. I also write/produce movies and TV shows, and I'm great at it.

Favorite films

  • The Incredibles
  • The Shack
  • Duel
  • Bad Times at the El Royale

Recent activity

  • Pieces

  • Teen Titans Go! To the Movies


  • Roadgames


  • Cloak & Dagger


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    Did I watch a different cut than everyone else?

    I see a lot of raves about how The Batman is some kind of mature, layered, brilliant detective mystery...but try this:

    Imagine this isn't a Batman movie. The script stays the exact same, except we change all the familiar names, and Robert Pattinson is now a nameless masked vigilante with a bunch of gadgets...

    Stripped of the existing goodwill attached to names like Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle, Gotham City,  and The…

  • mother!



    "Ma! Today in school we learned about these cool things called met-ah-fores!"

    "That's nice, sweetie."

    "Yeah! I'm gonna go make a movie now!"

    "Be back at six for dinner."

    (Screen door slams as Darren Aronofsky sprints away to set, making racecar sounds with his mouth along the way.)