Michael Bay: The Death of America
Dudes, anytime I watch a Michael Bay movie it feels like everything I touch will explode.
Let me have this snack... BOOOOOOM!; Oh, hey mom, what's that in your hand?... BOOOOOOM!; Oh look my dick is hard let me just... BOOOOOOOOOOM!
Okay, this is already the nastiest review I ever made. This film deserves it.
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