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  • Bad Boys II

    Bad Boys II

    ★★★½

    Michael Bay: The Death of America

    Dudes, anytime I watch a Michael Bay movie it feels like everything I touch will explode.
    Let me have this snack... BOOOOOOM!; Oh, hey mom, what's that in your hand?... BOOOOOOM!; Oh look my dick is hard let me just... BOOOOOOOOOOM!
    Okay, this is already the nastiest review I ever made. This film deserves it.

    Bad Boys II is one of the nastiest, most politically incorrect films ever made, this honestly makes Lars von…

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★

    Who gives a fucking shit anymore?

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  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    ★★★★

    So... that's what happens with Harley Quinn when you DON'T hire a wanker to direct a movie with her. Keep it up, Warner.

    Look, I've been begging Warner to make a Birds of Prey movie since 2016. I remember being PISSED OFF when Gotham City Sirens was announced, to be directed by THAT WANKER. Thank God that movie never happened, and we got this instead. Yeah, it's not the Birds of Prey movie I wanted, it is Harley's show, but…

  • Avatar

    Avatar

    ★★★★★

    Celebrating the ten years exactly since I watched Avatar for the first time in the theater (yes, I remember the date).
    It's safe to say that to me, that ten year old kid, this was the equivalent of Star Wars to many people in 1977. The film that presents to you something magical, transcendental, unique, a universe so rich you can feel it, smell it, I want to live in fucking Pandora, man.
    Avatar is a breathtakingly beautiful, epic, creative…