• Titane

    Titane

    ★★★★½

    the greatest hero of our time didn’t fight with swords. there were no metal shields to protect her. not even pen and paper when she was silenced. you wouldn’t believe it, and it’s not mentioned in history books, but she was armed with a hair stick.

  • Glee: The Concert Movie

    Glee: The Concert Movie

    ★★★★★

    Lynchian avant garde absurdist kafkaesque postmodernist utilitarian nihilistic post modern self aware lars von trierian etc etc

  • The Brood

    The Brood

    ★★★½

    Is everything ok at home david

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    NDA


    edit: maam this is a mcds drive thru RELAX 😭

  • Cats

    Cats

    hated it (one star) but i had fun (gave it a like)

  • Baby's Day Out

    Baby's Day Out

    ★★

    SAURRR FUN but this could be believable if the baby wasnt white i think ❤️

  • Annette

    Annette

    ★★★★

    if you see annette the doll you have to say “im sorry annette” or bad things will happen to you this is real btw

  • The Graduate

    The Graduate

    ★★★½

    So crazy how this was inspired by shiva baby idk

  • Margaret

    Margaret

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Her name is not margaret

  • Dog Day Afternoon

    Dog Day Afternoon

    ★★★★★

    if you saw this movie sitting on my watchlist for like 10 months .. no you didn’t 🖤 feeling like a real cin*phile (derogatory) rn TANGINSNDND not to resort to extreme depths of character analysis na naman (then proceed to make it about me) but i too have a fairly erratic moral compass … apir 🤚🏼 thought you guys were kidding when yall said al pacino threw the first brick at stonewall but i’m TREMENDOUSLY considering it na 🤔🤔

  • Chungking Express

    Chungking Express

    ★★★★★

    yup yup this right here got me in the tightest chokehold imaginable ✅ woman in blonde wig … yeah shes the face of khirstencore ‼️‼️‼️ basta i need someone to check on me everyday for the next 5 months or i might as well perform electric shock therapy on myself to forget about this stupid asf movie etc etc ok yon lang bwakanangina mo wong kar wai …. FIVE STARS!

  • Spencer

    Spencer

    no bc ive waited my entire life to call her academy award winner kristen stewart….. or loser yeah it doesnt matter we still love u 😭❤️