★ Rewatched 13 Nov, 2017
I literally found an old DVD of this on the street.
★ Watched 14 Sep, 2017
This movie…I just…I can't even…HOW?
A masterpiece of Eightiesisms thrown in a blender, sifted clean of common narrative sense, soaked in cheap synthesizers and garnished with tinny, ham-fisted comedic timing. No human could have made this.