Hail to the King, baby.
[Fleabag to camera] “This is a love story.”
My only litmus test for this movie was whether or not Carnage turns his hand into a curved pendulum blade like the snap-on that came with the ToyBiz figure and [SPOILER] he does.
If you told me in the ‘90s that the Carnage movie would be about how heteronormative monogamy was killing society, I would have said, “Sir, I’m 10.”
I rented this from the library. That’s called citizenship.