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  • The Wizard of Speed and Time
  • The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Blade
  • Army of Darkness

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

  • The Quick and the Dead

  • Oz the Great and Powerful

  • The Adam Project

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  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    [Fleabag to camera] “This is a love story.”

    My only litmus test for this movie was whether or not Carnage turns his hand into a curved pendulum blade like the snap-on that came with the ToyBiz figure and [SPOILER] he does.

    If you told me in the ‘90s that the Carnage movie would be about how heteronormative monogamy was killing society, I would have said, “Sir, I’m 10.”

    I rented this from the library. That’s called citizenship.

    Finished 2022.02.18

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man is a good boy who tries his best most of the time.