Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Apr 2022

  This is why there should be stricter laws on sword control

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  The Bad Guys 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Apr 2022

  Love a heist movie, love me some fun animation, love me some Sam Rockwell.

Popular reviews

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  Cruella 2021

  ★★★ Watched 07 Sep 2021

  The director was like "Okay Emma we need you to act evil to match Glenn/the cartoon. But then Emma we need you to be more evil because you're the villain. But then Emma you need to match that and go further. But then Emma..."
  Also, soundtrack is DENSE.
  Also, I guess the 101 Dalmatians are in-bred, that's canon now?

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  The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 2005

  ½ Rewatched 12 Sep 2020

  90% of this was filmed and edited in Robert Rodriguez's garage. It's like he decided to help with his kid's school assignment and then it accidentally became kind of a film. And George Lopez got dragged into it and plays all the characters.

  This film is the kids movie version of Shia LaBeouf's "don't let your dreams be dreams" green screen video.

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