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  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    ★★★½

  • Blue Jay

    ★★★★★

  • Duck

    ★★★½

  • The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

    ★★★★★

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  • The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

    The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

    ★★★★★

    I am seeing my father in five days, it will be the first time in almost five years. Growing up he was absent. I don’t exactly care for him very much as I barely know him. He would always talk about himself and I would try to listen, to pick up something that he was actually trying to tell me. He never made much of an impression when he was around, as brief as it would always be. There was…

  • Come and See

    Come and See

    ★★★★½

    When I was young my mother told me about the nightmares I used to have

    I was stuck in the mud in my rain boots, near a trail close to my house

    My feet were being suffocated, my dreams left me so stagnant; what is worse than a forever halted opportunity of progress?

    When you are unable to move freely your senses start betraying you, what was ever real? Does my changing perspective have a purpose? Will I learn from…

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  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    ★★★½

    Unbalanced writing, inconsistent character moments, uneven pacing, Hayden Christensen’s supple face, Ewan McGregor’s sultry beard, incredible action set pieces, good fan service moments.. and really gay dialogue

    Star Wars fans are the worst fans by far and although some of them have good criticisms for this show.. I had fun watching something that was as weird and homoerotic as Episode II and III were

  • Blue Jay

    Blue Jay

    ★★★★★

    When you watch this movie with someone you care about it does become a much funnier and much less upsetting thing.. I think it works best, in an emotional torture sense, when you’re 5 drinks in by yourself on a Thursday night

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  • X

    X

    ★★★½

    Me and the homie hard as fuck next to each other right now

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    The Northman isn’t a wholly unique story by any means but it is instantly watchable and features naked men fighting next to volcanos 

    There’s a pure Norwegian feel to it that I’m sure our good friend Varg is fellating himself to right now