Favorite films

  • True Romance
  • The Death King
  • Blue Jay
  • Beginners

Recent activity

  • The Lost City

  • This Means War


  • They Live


  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith


Pinned reviews

  • Come and See

    Come and See


    When I was young my mother told me about the nightmares I used to have

    I was stuck in the mud in my rain boots, near a trail close to my house

    My feet were being suffocated, my dreams left me so stagnant; what is worse than a forever halted opportunity of progress?

    When you are unable to move freely your senses start betraying you, what was ever real? Does my changing perspective have a purpose? Will I learn from…

  • SLC Punk

    SLC Punk


    I can’t remember the exact time I first watched this movie

    Part of me believes that it was playing inconspicuously at a friends house party on an old television box.. that would certainly benefit my review atmospherically but that seems like it could be a made up memory

    Some pretty girl probably showed it to me

    SLC Punk! is my 2nd most watched movie, only bested by True Romance

    The cast:

    • Michael Goorjian - as a young Frank Iero before…

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Popular reviews

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    The Northman isn’t a wholly unique story by any means but it is instantly watchable and features naked men fighting next to volcanos 

    There’s a pure Norwegian feel to it that I’m sure our good friend Varg is fellating himself to right now

  • X



    Me and the homie hard as fuck next to each other right now