★★★ Watched 25 Mar, 2017
The Secret Life of Pets of sci-fi alien body horror. -1/2 star for too many jumpscare "thuds" in the soundtrack because I'm not a fucking child. Waiting for the "it lost interest" scene to become a meme.
★★½ Watched 24 Mar, 2017
♫ Lugt, Schwestern! Die Weckerin lacht in den Grund. ♫
…So, there's actually no Rhine River/Rhineland in this movie. Very misleading, I know.
★★★ Watched 18 Dec, 2014
This is 101% of what Terry Gilliam dreams about 6 nights a week.*
*On the 7th night he doesn't sleep at all.
★★★½ Watched 21 Oct, 2016
"There's so much time to apologize!" —Lin-Manuel Miranda, pretending to load an 18th-century pistol.