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  • Life



    The Secret Life of Pets of sci-fi alien body horror. -1/2 star for too many jumpscare "thuds" in the soundtrack because I'm not a fucking child. Waiting for the "it lost interest" scene to become a meme.

  • Watch on the Rhine

    Watch on the Rhine


    Lugt, Schwestern! Die Weckerin lacht in den Grund.

    …So, there's actually no Rhine River/Rhineland in this movie. Very misleading, I know.

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  • The Impossible Voyage

    The Impossible Voyage


    This is 101% of what Terry Gilliam dreams about 6 nights a week.*

    *On the 7th night he doesn't sleep at all.

  • Hamilton's America

    Hamilton's America


    "There's so much time to apologize!" —Lin-Manuel Miranda, pretending to load an 18th-century pistol.