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  • Return of the Living Dead Part II

    Return of the Living Dead Part II


    Film #24 of the Spooky Scary Halloween Challenge!

    Jesus, how do you fuck up a sequel to Return of the Living Dead?

    While the first film was a lot of fun, with some bad-ass zombies, a cool concept, wicked hair metal, Linnea Quigley's fine mammories, and James Karen, the second film has a dull story and characters, extreme over-acting, crap music, a lack of zombie action, painfully unfunny banter, and James Karen. Man, they even made Karen into an…

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II


    As far as slasher sequels go, this is one of the absolute best!

    John Carpenter doesn't return to direct, but he did co-wrote and co-produce the film along with his fuck buddy Debra Hill, he also scored the film along with his other fuck buddy Alan Howarth, and Dean Cundey came back to do the cinematography, so it's basically a Carpenter film.

    Donald Pleasence is still just as chilling as ever as Dr. Loomis and he really becomes the star…

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  • The Night of the Hunter

    The Night of the Hunter


    Film #21 of the Spooky Scary Halloween Challenge!

    A masterful thriller.

    This is another film that I wouldn't really consider horror, it's more of a suspense thriller in the same vain of films like Cape Fear. I guess this was Robert Mitchum's favorite kind of role, and who can really blame him!

    Mitchum turns in an amazing performance here, delivering the rights amount of creepy and menacing, whenever he's onscreen, you're absolutely spellbound. Shelley Winters also does a great…

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad has been nominated for an Oscar, and now I want to commit suicide!