Kilian Koeltzsch

Kilian Koeltzsch

Favorite films

  • Arrival
  • Contact
  • The Prestige
  • Interstellar

Recent activity

  • Long Shot


  • Dumb Money


  • Saltburn


  • The Martian


Recent reviews

  • The Roller Blade Seven

    The Roller Blade Seven


    I can't say that I don't enjoy a trashy movie ever now and then, but this one was far beyond what I expected. Reviews stating "don't watch this" usually bring me to wanting to watch something, but this... whatever "this" is really shouldn't be watched. Ever.

    You know those movies that make no sense whatsoever the first few minutes? This one's like that. Only it stays like that all the way through. There's no story or actually anything resembling a…

  • Starcrash



    Zardoz, Barbarella and an adaption of The Room in space. That's what this is. Glorious and majestic.

    Space scenes are also never repeated, not a single time, nu uh.