This movie isn't very funny, is it?
Holy shit why did I rewatch this trash? Even worse than I remember from when it was released - nonsensical ending, too. Plot hole of all plot holes when a computer AI won't let an infected person leave the facility whilst it released a big fucking infection monster to catch the bad guy anyway. Whit? Fuckin.. whit?
Should have just watched The Fifth Element for my Mila Jovovich ass kicking fix.
It's practically a historical document about gigantic idiots. These people have a stupid, paper-thin plot for a film & decide to put $17 million, their gone-askew hippy minds & utterly stoned bodies on the line to prove that man & beasts with giant fucking teeth can co-exist. Which they can't. As this film proves.
Reading the trivia on IMDb is like visiting Ogrish.com, the amount of people mauled & bitten on this film is frightening. The fact that the driving force behind it was…
I watched this ON A BOAT! The Tall Ship in Glasgow, to be precise. In the hull, where it was cold and damp & we had uncomfortable chairs, I was sat right at the front with a crick in my neck & the film jammed at "we're gonna need a bigger boat" - but I didn't care! Jaws is my favourite movie of all time, this was my favourite experience on a boat ever.