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  • Berlin Alexanderplatz

    Berlin Alexanderplatz


    Monumental. Reinhold was captivating. Earned its run time.

  • The Tragedy of Macbeth

    The Tragedy of Macbeth


    Tedious bullshit for nerds. 

    Aesthetics only get you so far. Dont care how good your movie looks if the dialogue is entirely opaque and the performances are stiff and the on screen dynamic is completely flat. 

    90% of this film consists of two people staring blankly at each other completely motionless reciting bloated and impenetrable nonsense in the same sing-songy theatre kid cadence you could expect from a high school rendition of the same material.

    If you wear NY Times…

Popular reviews

  • A Sunday in Hell

    A Sunday in Hell


    Bikes are literally the only thing that matter in this god forsaken hellworld.

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road


    Non-stop sensory overload. Felt like when I used to mix adderall with a bottle of robitussin and stare at the colour changing LED lights in my university dorm room while eating my roommate's hot cheetos.

    3 stars for the objectively incredible visuals and technical execution. But what exactly was I meant to take away from this?