Favorite films

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  Death on the Nile 2022

  ★★★ Watched by Killian 15 Feb 2022 1

  Was it... Armie Hammer, with the Teeth, in the Dining Room?

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  Call Me by Your Name 2017

  ★★★★ Watched by Killian 26 May 2022 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Armie Hammer watched Timothee Chalamet fuck something you're supposed to eat and thought it would be fine to do it the other way round as well.

Recent reviews

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  Inception 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched by Killian 26 Jun 2022

  Even while examining every single character interaction for possible gay ships this still manages to be one of the best films ever made.

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  Legally Blonde 2001

  ★★★★ Watched by Killian 25 Jun 2022 2

  So proud of myself for realising the perm thing early. Still fairly sure I'm straight though?

Popular reviews

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  The Conjuring 2 2016

  ★★★★ Rewatched by Killian 29 May 2021

  I too would be terrified if a ghost kept forcing me to watch Margaret Thatcher on TV.

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  Ali G Indahouse 2002

  ★★½ Watched by Killian 19 Jul 2020 1

  I'm kind of having a crisis right now because I've realised even Ali G would make a better prime minister than Boris.