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  • Before Sunrise
  • The Lighthouse
  • First Reformed
  • Moulin Rouge!

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  • Cut Throat City

    ★★

  • High School Musical

    ★★★

  • Mamma Mia!

    ★★★★★

  • Maggie's Plan

    ★★½

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  • Cut Throat City

    Cut Throat City

    ★★

    Cannot stop thinking about how this movie has a credit scene. Why the fuck would a movie like this need a credit scene? The damn thing only remembers to have a plot every half an hour or so. I legit thought the main characters died at the end and they didn't???? Or one of them did???? But not all of them????????? Help??? I actually don't know??? Was it all worth it to see a random credit scene (that I found…

  • High School Musical

    High School Musical

    ★★★

    This movie is so dumb but it’s ok because Sharpay and Ryan are so slay

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  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    This isn’t a review. I’m here because I’m angry. My life was better before this trailer existed and I’m upset that it flew under my radar.  I’m a diehard Monster Hunter fan, have been for years. It is my moral obligation to explain why this shit is inaccurate to the source material.
    First of all, the fucking Instagram page reads that Black Diablos has found her prey, despite the fact that her prey, is cactus. They’ve deliberately altered the design…