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  • Possibly in Michigan
  • Lost Highway
  • Model Shop
  • Velvet Goldmine

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  • The Descent

    ★★★★

  • Barbarian

    ★★★½

  • Pearl

    ★★★★★

  • Nope

    ★★★★½

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  • The Descent

    The Descent

    ★★★★

    i too want to go in a cave and go back to being a prehistoric woman

  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★½

    ha ha ha what the fuck

    i almost peed myself

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  • Into the Wild

    Into the Wild

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    privileged white boy acts like an ungrateful brat and runs away from home to live out the rest of his life surviving only on his pretentious ass. because of that, he thinks he is better than everyone else for being a "free spirit" wow look at him he refuses to have a car what an amazing social criticism but what this imbecile doesn't understand is that that is the most bourgeois thing he could ever do, romanticize the life of…

  • Aquarius

    Aquarius

    ★★★★★

    i want clara to hit me in the face