• The Place Beyond the Pines

    The Place Beyond the Pines

    ★★★★

    if you ride like lightning 😄🤙
    you’re gonna crash like thunder 😔🤙

  • The Wolf of Snow Hollow

    The Wolf of Snow Hollow

    ★★★★

    this movie validates my life long belief that all abnormally tall people are extremely sus. also i related to the dan cummings character here much more than im happy to admit. the i’d be having a better time at abu ghraib line took me completely out.

  • Dick Johnson Is Dead

    Dick Johnson Is Dead

    ★★★★

    god i wish that were me

  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    they should have been sus on ash from the very first round because he kept vouching for xenomorph even tho everyone saw him vent. horrible gameplay the crewmates deserved to lose

  • Dog Eat Dog

    Dog Eat Dog

    ★★★

    nic cage: where’s the thing u put in a baby’s mouth? what’s it called?

    willem dafoe: a dick?

  • Manhunter

    Manhunter

    ★★★★★

    God’s a champ. he stays ahead. he got 140 filipinos in one plane crash last year.  

  • Miami Vice

    Miami Vice

    ★★★★★

    one of these mornings, you will look for me, and i’ll be gone

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    ★★★★

    very nice weather we have been controlling

  • Death Proof

    Death Proof

    ★★★★★

    quentin at his most tarantino

  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built

    ★★★★

    yes

  • Casino

    Casino

    ★★★★

    dont watch this and videodrome too close together because i did and then i had a nightmare about james woods and woke up and almost ended it all

  • The Trial of the Chicago 7

    The Trial of the Chicago 7

    ★★★

    jeremy strong should be in better movies and eddie redmayne should stop being in movies.