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  • Final Flesh

    ★★★★★

  • Thriller: A Cruel Picture

    ★★★★½

  • Gerorisuto

    ★★★★½

  • 964 Pinocchio

    ★★★★½

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  • Final Flesh

    Final Flesh

    ★★★★★

    I promise, I actually had something much longer written out for this. And I also promise that it was all just a total wast of time, because friends, I honestly don’t have the mastery over the English language to properly deliver an explanation or description for the situation that is Final Flesh (a movie that does to English words what Harlem Globetrotters do to basketballs). So it was four paragraphs of empty-headed drivel. To a simpleton like me, this film is…

  • Thriller: A Cruel Picture

    Thriller: A Cruel Picture

    ★★★★½

    I knew it. I knew it. I effin’ knew it. I knew it The moment I saw that promo pic of the film’s lead-strapped, wrapped in leather, eyepatch donning (‘scuse me, color-coordinated eyepatch donning) lead— I knew in my gut this was going to be something special.

    But what I didn’t know, and was not prepared for in the slightest, was just exactly how special and in what way, Thriller would be. I mean, friends — I thought I had seen…

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  • Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

    Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

    ★★½

    Yikes, what a drop. Nevermind that buddy doubles down on the defense of some nasty ass people and some nasty ass viewpoints, but the shit ain't even that funny. Mostly it's just Dave cracking on the "audience" for cancel culture (which, I understand; sometimes it feels like there's no room for redemption), but he picks all the wrong people to prove his point.

    Once we get past the first half, things pick up with some chuckle-worthy anecdotes on gun ownership,…

  • Blue Spring

    Blue Spring

    ★★★★

    Blue Spring is devastating. Amplifying the angst-filled emotion which propels much of the high school drama contained within, the film whiplashes the viewer from contention to contention, promising a dizzying and highly turbulent cinematic experience.


    "People who know what they want... they scare me."


    I'll be honest, I struggle to put into words the affecting nature of this film. There's this overbearing sense of desperation, misguided anger, and muted cry for help that add up to create an incredibly bleak…