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  • Bohachi Bushido: Code of the Forgotten Eight

    Bohachi Bushido: Code of the Forgotten Eight

    ★★★★

    Women just can’t catch a break in Teruo Ishii films, can they? They’re either being tied up, water boarded, tortured with candles, crucified, chased by raging bulls, or just flat out ended indiscriminately; and usually while wearing nothing but their birthday suits (goodness gracious), but that’s Ero Guro for you. 

    And this one’s no different. 

    Bohachi Bushido: Code of the Forgotten Eight is an angsty, ultra-violent, ultra-sleazy, action drama that's shot-after-shot overflowing with breathtaking set pieces, incredible cinematography, gorgeous lighting, and…

  • What Have You Done to Solange?

    What Have You Done to Solange?

    ★★★★½

    Penetration’s the name of the game with this one folks. Lots of vaginas being stabbed (maybe ten or more; definitely pole vaults over the quota) and usually to a funky-dope Morricone soundtrack, so that despite the grisly nature of this film’s proposition, you’ll at the very least be foot-tap jamming to whatever crazy shit’s happening on screen — and its a lot, even if it doesn’t come right away. 

    Admittedly, What Have You Done to Solange does take a bit…

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  • Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

    Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones

    ★★½

    Yikes, what a drop. Nevermind that buddy doubles down on the defense of some nasty ass people and some nasty ass viewpoints, but the shit ain't even that funny. Mostly it's just Dave cracking on the "audience" for cancel culture (which, I understand; sometimes it feels like there's no room for redemption), but he picks all the wrong people to prove his point.

    Once we get past the first half, things pick up with some chuckle-worthy anecdotes on gun ownership,…

  • Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

    Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation

    ★★★★★

    "Eveybody gets mad because, I say these jokes. What you gotta understand is this is the best time to say 'em. More now than ever. And I know there's some comedians in the back, motherfuckers you have a resonsibility to speak recklessly...otherwise, my kids may never know what reckless talk sounds like"

    Don't let the intimate setup and smaller venue fool you into thinking this is the cool down; uh-uh. This is Dave heating up to some of the realist…