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  • Dracula 3000

    Dracula 3000


    I think the Mrs. summed up it’s awfulness: 
    “Dracula looks like the guy on the front of the bagged Halloween costumes”

  • Justice League

    Justice League


    Where do you start with something like this? I guess the mustache.

    Henry Cavill's CGI mustache fiasco (not his fault, dueling studios fault) will live in infamy as one of the biggest blunders in blockbuster history. His weirdo jelly lip stood out so badly the theater I was in was repeatedly laughing when he appeared on screen. I had heard Warner Brothers offered Paramount (who is producing Mission Impossible with Cavill in it) to pay for the adding of the…

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  • The Void

    The Void


    Starts off feeling like Carpenter's Halloween or The Thing, then there's a bit of Croenenberg, then a bit of Hellraiser, with some original touches by the filmmakers.

  • Crimson Peak

    Crimson Peak


    A good film but far from a great film. The ghosts are red herrings, the story is thin and predicable, and overall the film is style over substance.