• Free Solo

    Free Solo

    ★★

    Not. For. Me.

  • The Man in the Iron Mask

    The Man in the Iron Mask

    ★★

    Sometimes you just gotta watch bad movies.

  • The Lobster

    The Lobster

    ★★★★★

    I like The Lobster so much I should just use lobster emojis instead of heart emojis from now on.
    ❤️❤️❤️ 🦞🦞🦞

  • Vice

    Vice

    ★★

    - False Epilogue/Credits 👍👍👍
    - Narrator Reveal 👎
    - No exploration of Halliburton days 😑
    - Watched a screener instead of seeing at the theater 🥳
    - Self serious ending 🤷‍♀️

  • Mary Poppins Returns

    Mary Poppins Returns

    ★★★

    - 2D Animation 👍
    - “A Cover is NOT a Book” 👍👍👍
    - Chim Chiminee but with Lamplighters 👍👍
    - BMX Lamplighters 👏👏
    - Pretty much all dance numbers 💃💃💃💃
    - Child Actors 👎
    - Slow Songs 👎
    - Length 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
    - Ben Wishaw 🥰🥰🥰  (But mostly because I was thinking of Paddington Bear 🐻❤️ (May he live forever 🙏))