Favorite films

  • Illustrious Corpses
  • The Bitter Stems
  • Mute Witness
  • The Last of Sheila

Recent activity

  • Resurrection


  • On the Count of Three


  • Crimes of Passion


  • A Dangerous Method


Pinned reviews

  • Tenet



    Straight up - FUCK THIS MOVIE!
    If you want a cinema induced migraine - go ahead and buy a ticket.

    I hadn't been inside a movie theater in six months, and my first visit back I'm subjected to this nonsense. I'm glad some people are getting something out of it, I simply do not get it. I watched I'M THINKING OF ENDING THINGS the day before, and that was a walk in the park to parse out as it had…

  • A Hidden Life

    A Hidden Life


    The cinema is essentially my church, and Malick the pastor to deliver one hell of sermon.

Recent reviews

  • Shakespeare in Love

    Shakespeare in Love


    Guess all the talent in the Fiennes household went to Ralph. As Joseph Fiennes is the odd man out, sticking out like a sore thumb around actors who make the job seem easy. He comes across as nothing more than a Backstreet Boys reject, with eye liner and fuckboi energy. 

    Rewatching this for the first time in 20 years was such a huge disappointment. This is as trite a historical fable as it gets, with Judi Dench’s queen serving as…

  • Happening



    This was also much more harrowing than I expected. The way it puts us into the main character’s shoes feels quite unique. 

    But is there a subject matter that has turned out better films ? 
    4 MONTHS, 3 WEEKS, 2 DAYS 
    This film.

Popular reviews

  • Wanderers



    There's more wonder and creativity in three minute film than in the 3 hours of Interstellar.

  • The Counselor

    The Counselor


    an interesting mess.
    It's as bleak as you'd expect from McCarthy and from a director whose brother killed himself while he was making the movie.
    But the bleakness is not the problem.
    It's that the film feels like monologue porn. Every single character gets a speech. Everyone speaks in parables and methods. It gets frustrating after a while.

    The weakest performance by far was Cameron Diaz. And it's not even her fault - it's Ridley Scott's. Did she really need…